Goodbye is the saddest thing to say

2007-10-08T01:53:00.000-07:00

ish....muhammad become hyper mugger already.now im the only slacker...not exactly slacker ah,but i never mug as gila as him. Boring seh.i kip tinking about hari raya then realized exam havnt finished. Hyper paiseh sia...k bye,i tink im gona sleep soon. 2 more hours to buka cnt tahan ah...for some weird reasond,i feel very lapar. Bye.

ps:tomoro geography paper.can survive. :D:

2007-10-06T01:19:00.000-07:00

i have to concentrate.... :D:

2007-10-05T03:44:00.000-07:00

so many problems during EOYs...and these problems are not even about EOYs...i just wanna ask people to be relaxed more in the future. These dumbshyt problems are really disturbing and affecting me.And if people dun care animre abt u, me or anibudi else in the planet anymore, and instead cares for someone else,hu in the kanina fuck cares?its their own fucking problem. wtf tis post is damn screwed up la....sori 4 the anger.Lols

On a lighter note,first 2 papers of EOYs are down!i took them in full force with my hands tied down 2 my chair!(not exactly)jus need to hyper mug during the weekend. Now i slack first...llOlls.k bye.

2007-10-04T03:05:00.000-07:00

I HAVE ONE BIG ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE.

.THE FUCKING KANINA HAS HAPPENED.

2007-10-01T08:51:00.000-07:00

Note:for this post,i will subsitute the word f u c k with the word furk.

I know i have not been tagged to do the quiz but im going to do it anyway. the second part only.the part where put the random names!

1)Jovan
2) Kk
3)Haziq Emo
4) Patrick
5) Firdaus
6) Spongebob
7)Izzat
8) Haziq Spastic
9) Vanessa Anne Hudgens
10) Azhar

-Who is No. 6 (spongebob) crazy with? Patrick Starfish but they have rocky relationships as Patrick is said to have alot of affairs with other people,such as sandy and u.
- Is number 9 a male/female? Boring question. Everybody knows she is a female hu turned into a male and turned into a female again. Don`t ask how she did it or where i get my sources from.
-If 7(izzat) and 10(azhar) are together,will it be good?-No it won`t because azhar is currently attached to jovan who will kill izzat if he steals azhar away from him.
-How abt 5)firdaus and 8)Haziq Spastic? -Mampus.tis wunt happen in a million years.even if i turn gay,i`ll attach to sum1 else.
-what is 2(kk) studying about?- can`t tell,it`s sum secret organization thingy. How do i know? I am in the secret organization....duh.
-when was he last time you had a chat with 3(haziq emo)?-when i was cutting myself
-what music band does 8(Haziq Spastic) like?- The Mystically Spasticals...duh.its his own band and hes the lead singer. :D
-does 1(jovan) has any siblings?-if i was as evil as last time,i wud have said he had eaten his siblings...but nw as i insaf,i will jus say No.
-will i woo number 3(haziq emo)?-i tried to but he just pointed a knife me and stabbed his heart.
-what about number 7(izzat)?-........No!duh,jovan`s gf also.
[getting boring,i`ll continue it and make it crappier next time :D analing Nice!]

the pics of the ppl according to their numbers

Number`s 2 picture is lost.hes and indian boy in my schl.same age as me.

2007-10-01T08:43:00.000-07:00

Yea...its 11.49pm and i feel like crapping!yea!anal!the word anal is damn nice seh...its so analistic...hell yeah!sorry if it means sumting not nice.i just like to use the word because its very short and sweet! Nice! like the word Nice!!! Nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ps:if u understand what im saying means u are a complete retard who will fail your exams tis year with zero marks but then will get full marks for ur A level exams. pain before gain. but if u dun understand,then g00d and nt g00d for u.k nvm. Anal!!!!!!!!Nice!!!!! ..........................

2007-09-29T23:20:00.000-07:00

these days i tink i kip experimenting with the word fuck and kanina....astarghfirullahalazim. Becoming too pissednatic oredi ah...feel like killing someone.but cnt ah...hav 2 mug. nO time to bunuh. mayb i`ll kill evrybudy i Noe(except my family ah) after EOY. even if u r my fren...i`ll still kill you.(unless i choose not to kill you)i am on the hyper point of killing...so pray u dun meet me. or else.....you will have to pay............in singapore dollars.
K bye.

2007-09-29T08:06:00.000-07:00

Mugging again. :D
Songs are nice to compose :D
Good luck for everybody for their EOYs
And stop being fucks for now
If u want to be one
Be one AFTER EOY
if i am a fuck
then sorry
:D

Nice!

2007-09-28T22:48:00.001-07:00

i am mugging.

2007-09-24T07:22:00.000-07:00

since evry1 is doing the stupid survey i shall do one too.i duno the website,so i jus making up anihow.

WEIRD THINGS ABOUT ME:
1-wth is tis...im nt weird and evrybudi else also not weird.
its supposed to be UNIQUE THINGS ABOUT ME....wich is,
as you all know,spastic. Nice! :D

3 NAMES MY FRIENS CALL ME:
1-SPASTIC
2-SPASTICATED
3-HAZIQ/ZIQ

3 Important dates
1-Are they asking about wich kurmas i like the most?
2-Nil
3-NilNil

3 songs i like

1- Spasticated by Haziq
2-Spasticated Again by Haziq
3-Spastic Fire by Spastic Patrol

three things i have done in the past 33 mins

1-Breathe air
2-done this stupid survey
3-dig my nose

Three ways to be happy

1- Try being happy
2-Try NOT being sad
3-er...i dun hav ani mre solutions

three people i miss in the past

1-I HAV NO PAST
2-my past
3-the past of my past

three of my favourite hobbies

1- Nose digging
2- Rugby
3- bEING Spastically Emo

three places i wana go

1-heaven
2-bikini bottom
3-the anal channel(no such place)

Three of my fave cartoon characters

1-it is not patrick star
2-bcos patrick star is NOT a cartoon character................
3-he is a REAL LIFE SPASTIC MODEL

three names
1- one
2- two
3- three

three malls i always visit
1-the one at my house
2-the one i own
3-i don`t own any malls

fave fast food restaurants
1- I ONLI EAT SLOW FOOD

Tree tings in my bag
-air
-ants
-stuff

events i look forward to(i dun undrstand tis part)

1- september 11?
2-spastic events?
3-stuff

i tag
-ppl hu tag me

HELL YEA!DAT WAS NT NICE!!!!!K BYE

bye

2007-09-24T07:17:00.000-07:00

Helo Nice...i nvr actually deleted this blog.just changed the url...make it look like i deleted it...................................................didnt felt like blogging. but then i realized i had to have a place to let out all of my crappy feelings.no matter how emo i am...still got sum spasticness...aiya...astarghfirullahalazim...........................................................iza,dun delete ur frenster
and same goes for all of u.

Bye

2007-09-23T00:20:00.001-07:00

this is my last post.none of u will see it anyway.bye :D

2007-09-22T10:06:00.001-07:00

STUFF THAT HEPPENED TODAY WAS NICE AND REALLY MEMORABLE...SERIOUSLY.
[i mean this in a both spastic and sensitive way]

ps:i dun understand wad im writing actualli
k gd nite,i tink i finally sleeping.

2007-09-22T09:44:00.000-07:00

Helo.....2dae gt ymc...den after that gt sum peluk2,i nvr peluk2,i was spastically emoing.den after that went to far east with rg and cg.me,danny,farhan,izhar and fareez(idris never kena kejar,mayb bcos he was walking at anther side) kena keja by 3 6-year old gangsters hu followed us all the way 2 the mrt station.they carry stick and water bottle.wan 2 bantai us 4 no reason....then after that i tink gt 1 man scold them or sumting like that ah.then i act emo....then farhan belah,go back home.my emo damn funi sia. i emo so spastic sia...still can laugh and act slenger.abaitu reach far east,then sedar i wanted 2 smayang asar. after that i went to al-falah in 10 mins(world record) smayang asar, then went back. all of that lasted for abt 25 mins onli. quite pro ah...normally,i wud hav taked abt 50 mins. buka puasa at burger king. i slack at table,nvr buy food then after that nurul and alyssa help me beli makan.then i was one of the last to start eating(danish was the last.i tink i the 4th one)finished eating in 5 mins i tink.then nuting else to do,jus buang all my sampah.then farah distributed marshmallows to evrybudi.then idris belah.den suddenly danish go beind me.then i sit alone at the table like a blur sotong.i read my lit bk ah,but 2 pages onli.after that i was left alone.sumhw,i gt jacked and was the onli boy.there was onli 3 in the first place bcos alot of boys dun wan 2 folo.den after that wen we belah i was feeling so bored,i clear up most of the rubbish on the tables. after that sumting happened but all of u dun nid 2 know if u dont know. i was quite sad at the time bcos i missed maghrib...i already missed it 2 times..wed,thurs and 2dae(sat). but all accidentally.especially wed and thurs....after that jalan balik 2 al-falah.smayang,met up with my family den go beli mcdonalds take away. i open msn wen i reach home.until now,wich is 1am.NICE!:D nw,i tink i ating again.cya next time.....gt 2 many stuff inside here ah...wad can i do....1 am nuting 2 do..............................NICE :D!

BYE

2007-09-21T08:03:00.000-07:00

OH MY GOD!!!!!<<<>>>><>>THE ANAL MONSTER HAS RETURNED><<>><><
i feeling damn hyper 2dae ah.. i mean 2nite!!!!!!NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I DUNO Y ah..jus nw i so emo den nw spastic....i tink i will always be spastic ah...my fate.........NICE!!! aniwae,jus nw wen i emo i cut my wrists but then i used the macdonalds platic knife so not that effective but it was still NICE!the feeling quite sensational...abit pain only. like eating ppancakes a..then after that i bcame bored so i dig my nose...again.quite nice and entertaining actualli wen u r super bored and spastic at the same time.i was like reading blogs and going tru frensters wile digging my nose.too bad now hav 2 stop but i still using my digging nose to type also...abit dirty onli ah. NICE!
ANIWAE,the reason i nvr put spastic images or videos is bcos my hp spoilt already ah...............the camere and video part...damn boring ah nw...but it still doesnt prevents me from beiing spastic.NICE!!!!2MORO gt ymc den i jus join macam budak slenger...skali kenak halau...kesian....................den i emo again ah....NICE!!!

SORI 4 CRAPING ah but tats actualli the point of tis blog. i cnt use vulgarities bcos bulan puasa ah..so,cya nxt time on A channel.

2007-09-20T08:07:00.000-07:00

i am very bored.

2007-09-20T08:02:00.000-07:00

Walau people so emo seh................nice!!!!!sori ah, i noe i shud not make this a joke ah since u all so emo.so,since u all emo and want 2 delete frenster and blog all,i will do it. after u all read tis post ah.abt 1 day i guv u all 2 read. :D but i will only delelte my blog since i duno how 2 delete my friendster...sorry,i am lousy at these kind of things la. k bye...

2007-09-18T08:34:00.000-07:00

WTF....that was my expression when i read peoples blog ah. It was like so wtf-ing. im like playing a fool like shitting in my bed(almost) then when i read ppls blog so serious i suddenly felt my shit stopped coming out. i didnt even know that was physically possible also. i made a new discovery......er...yar ah evrybudi blog post like this ah>>> "Oh no,i lost my balls/im so sad/im gay/im horny(i tink)/fcuk you/fcuk you more/shutup/get out of my face/hi/bye/fcukfcuku"

That was nice!!!!i jus writing crap because my crap coming out but cannot. as i told u,my shit was stuck in my ass. Just relax la everybody. I know im not in a position to tell you to relax because even i am not relaxing now (halfway shitting how 2 relax????). wen u tink of mug, relate it to fug.
so,if u r angry at mugging, sae u fugging mugging :D sounds like a macdonald muffin. fugging mac muffing!!! :D lol

dun beat me up 4 writing this post. i know its them fuggymcmuggy....but..face it.....i ALWAYS write this kind of post so,live it with it....with ur balls.

PS: feeling so damn hyper after semayang...SEMAYANG TERAWIH IS NICE!!!

2007-09-18T07:55:00.000-07:00

i am like...wth....my comp lagging like xiao like wan 2 die.....very irritating cannot do my work seh.
ah anyway, i notice that people nowadays are either, 1)emo 2)serious 3)crazy or for people like me.........jus spastic. Mayb its because of EOYs ah,ppl so stressed. It IS because of EOYs and other PERSONAL problems. Well if you are angry, jus bent out your anger by saying FUCK YOU ____!
bUT SINCE IT IS RAMADHAN now, u shud jus say ASTARGHFIRULLAHALAZIM. Then, evryting will b ok...plus u baca doa a bit more ah. Then jus study la.. still gt 3 weeks(for most of us) jus study a bit evryday,then can already.dun slack like a spasm slacker,just slack like a normal slacker.divide your time well...i duno if i can even to this la,its obvious i wasting my time. k nvm ah,lazy 2 talkcock now because i talk 2 much cock in my head already.

Bye....er...i feel as if i forgot to say sumting...oh ya....i duno ah...nvm.

STAY HAPPY IF U SAD, STAY HAPPY IF U R HAPPY N LAST BUT NOT LEAST, STAY SPASTIC IF YOU ARE SPASTIC :d:d:d:d:d:d:D:D:D:D:D:d:d:d:d;d:d:D:d:DD:D:

2007-09-15T20:25:00.000-07:00

I nvr put title because cannot ah.So,THIS is my title. :D

so, i jus want to start off my post by saying hi....HI!
er...yar...ramadhan has been quite okay 4 me but then since ramadhan a lot of people had been having problems....but nt 4 me......................cos i had ALWAYS have problems.sumting wrong with my grammar but hu the heck cares?i tink my english teacher.but hu the heck cares that she cares? er,i tink her mother. but hu the heck cares abt that?digressing ah..its actuali feels fun writing this crap. lol.
anyway,back to the point i jus want to say. JUST DO IT.(copyrighted from nike) if u wan 2 say sorry,say sorry. if u wan 2 slap that person, slap him/her. if u wan 2 kiss the person,kiss him/her. if u wan 2 say fuck off,say far koff...wait i post sumore later...gtg.my comp sumting wrong.

making ppl happy is nice

2007-09-13T08:11:00.001-07:00

I think theres sumting wrong with the vids so just let them load first before playing it,or not it will lag.

Aniwae,i duno wad to post about...ouh ya!bulan puasa start already(fasting month) very obvious ah..and....ouh i did sum MAJOR guessing for my chinese test today. just guessed most of the answers.for the last 2 sections. But for the rest of u hu r reading tis,dunt ever take the risk and use this method of guessing bcos it can onli be done by spastic people like me. Its the spastic method of guessing and u can onli hav a chance of getting the question correct if u r as spastic as me. U nid sum spastic instinct to guess. i LEARNT this method personally by PATRICK and SPONGEBOB. :D

k bye den...i tink i mugging maths awile...at 11.30pm...lol

A POEM

There was a really spastic boy named Haziq
Who was as spastic as a spa and a stick
And he is writing this spastic poem
Because he has nuting else to do!

[the last part didnt rhyme but..........hu cares aniwae!!!!]

bye

SPASTICALLY EMO: THE MOVIE

2007-09-13T04:50:00.000-07:00

spastic emo:the movie

starring:
Alif the Emoically spastic
Muhammad the Emo and
Haziq the Spastic
Izhar the extra Rocker
:D

Lame Jokes

2007-09-10T07:37:00.000-07:00

Its been long since my spastic absence and thus, 2dae i shall teach sum spastic/lame QUESTIONS/EQUATIONS.................

Q1: There was a bunny who hopped and eventually stopped hopping. Why?
Lame Answer: It saw a carrot
Spastic answer: Bunnies can hop?i thought they jumped?

Q2: What did A say to B?
Lame Answer: C
Spastic answer: I am A.

Q3: Why did the boy ate a lot of food?
Lame Answer: Because he was hungry
Spastic Answer: Because there was a lot of food

Q4: What will u get when u divide patrick by spastic?
Answer: U cant, bcos patrick IS spastic and it would be pointless to this as
it is the same as dividing zero by zero
{the answer will also be the same if u divide haziq by spastic}

Q5: What is the history of the word spastic?
There was a lame person who was in a spa. Then he found a stick. Holding the stick, he suddenly felt crazy and more lamer. This stick is actually the wand of harry potter, which will make people other than harry potter hu hold it, become crazy. But thanks to the lameness of the man, he didnt die in madness. Thus, he decided 2 make a new word 4 the "crazy feeling" he had just now. As he was in a spa at that time and it was the stick that made him crazy, he created the word spastic originally known as spastick which only people like me know the history of. I am lazy to tell u the rest of the story as it is spastically long. So,enough 4 today.

PS:school was okay,and quite slacked ah. my class did a few "spastically videod" vids. duno whther 2 post them as there are sum indecent scenes such as where a fat boy strips his underwear..............................NOT!!!if u beleived me,then........nvm. Nice!!!!

2 bad im having a fever that never stops since i gt it last 2 months and ironically, the only way 2 heal it temporarily is to engage in sports. And my teeth gum is swollen too.

I hav no comment on the firdaus post except that i feel the word fagla(the new and revised term given by iza for firdaus)sounds familiar, like fag. then la.i dun get wad im writing. k nvm. wad im trying 2 sae is there is a better word for fagla,but i tink fangla is nice but then mayb firgla quite nice oso. but then now bulan puasa,dun make fun oredi.so u all minta maaf ah.jgn sakit hati ke aper2.Be alim like me[not exactly alim now but improving...NICE!] :D

ALONE AND DEPRIVED IM ROOM

2007-09-09T02:47:00.000-07:00

-_-

2007-09-08T20:16:00.001-07:00

Before i cut my hair and after i did.............so emo, i tink i put
spastic pic better. :D :D :D

Hey

2007-09-08T20:14:00.000-07:00

Hey ppl,sori bout my past blog...the template was screwed up. Here i am back again :D Feel free to look around but u cnt see aniting actualli cos there is little stuff here....K bye ah.

Ps:i know the template is like a girl`s but then the pics nice ah.

yo

2007-09-08T19:55:00.001-07:00